very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

i’m so happy simon is finally coming home. i will not shut up for a million trillion years about him

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

KEIONA •  drag race france 2.01

since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions

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it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig

I think everyone should look at my silly cats